Taylor Swift, My Sweet Benaiah, son of Jehoiada #TaylorDateTony

*Jesus pray for me
* King David pray for me
*Saints pray for me
* Dedicated to #TaylorDateTony

+--------"Taylor Swift, My Sweet Benaiah, son of Jehoiada"

Taylor my singleness is
full of guilt and guile. Though
commander of a valiant army
of good intentions to date
someone, it has delighted in
corruption - dried blood of
romance on its coat of arms,
a brazen murderer
of all my previous tries at falling
in love- too bold, selfish and
assertive with girls. May the
memories of all of these Ive
offended rest in peace; Abner,
Absalom, Uriah and Amasa. Oh
babes, wont you draw near to
avenge me, unsheathe the
sword of your charm and take me
to coffee? Your blonde hair
and blue eyes like a determined
bounty hunter of a King of new
opportunities, lusting for death.
Though he hold onto the horns
of the sacred altar of second
chances, your kiss would end this.
A lifeless body lying on the tent
floor, just a whisper of my broken
heart since healed. Joab goodbye.    



---------------2 Kings 2:5-10; 28-34
Moreover thou knowest also what Joab the son of Zeruiah did to me, and what he did to the two captains of the hosts of Israel, unto Abner the son of Ner, and unto Amasa the son of Jether, whom he slew, and shed the blood of war in peace, and put the blood of war upon his girdle that was about his loins, and in his shoes that were on his feet. Do therefore according to thy wisdom, and let not his hoar head go down to the grave in peace. But shew kindness unto the sons of Barzillai the Gileadite, and let them be of those that eat at thy table: for so they came to me when I fled because of Absalom thy brother. And, behold, thou hast with thee Shimei the son of Gera, a Benjamite of Bahurim, which cursed me with a grievous curse in the day when I went to Mahanaim: but he came down to meet me at Jordan, and I sware to him by the Lord, saying, I will not put thee to death with the sword. Now therefore hold him not guiltless: for thou art a wise man, and knowest what thou oughtest to do unto him; but his hoar head bring thou down to the grave with blood. So David slept with his fathers, and was buried in the city of David; Then tidings came to Joab: for Joab had turned after Adonijah, though he turned not after Absalom. And Joab fled unto the tabernacle of the Lord, and caught hold on the horns of the altar. And it was told king Solomon that Joab was fled unto the tabernacle of the Lord; and, behold, he is by the altar. Then Solomon sent Benaiah the son of Jehoiada, saying, Go, fall upon him. And Benaiah came to the tabernacle of the Lord, and said unto him, Thus saith the king, Come forth. And he said, Nay; but I will die here. And Benaiah brought the king word again, saying, Thus said Joab, and thus he answered me. And the king said unto him, Do as he hath said, and fall upon him, and bury him; that thou mayest take away the innocent blood, which Joab shed, from me, and from the house of my father. And the Lord shall return his blood upon his own head, who fell upon two men more righteous and better than he, and slew them with the sword, my father David not knowing thereof, to wit, Abner the son of Ner, captain of the host of Israel, and Amasa the son of Jether, captain of the host of Judah. Their blood shall therefore return upon the head of Joab, and upon the head of his seed for ever: but upon David, and upon his seed, and upon his house, and upon his throne, shall there be peace for ever from the Lord. So Benaiah the son of Jehoiada went up, and fell upon him, and slew him: and he was buried in his own house in the wilderness.