In Ramath Lehi, The Sexiest Lovemonger #TonyLovesGigi

* Jesus pray for me

* Dedicated to Gigi Hadid

#TonyLovesGigi

+----In Ramath Lehi, The Sexiest Lovemonger

Gigi please fight for me.

Manifold lonely sentiments 

in my heart (inured to my tears)

rally against me with the cruel 

and callous savagery of dimwitted  

frothy mouthed Philistines. Riding

iron chariots. At night when I muse 

on all the girls who rejected me,

Im flanked by a legion dangerously 

armed, marauders wielding 

sharp sickleswords of scoffing, 

jeering crescent axes and 

loop javelins of disdain trying to raze 

every buttress of self confidence 

I have left,

men, women and children under siege

tempted towards cannibalism. Oh baby,

my love life is Israel in need of a 

strong judge, a beautiful warmonger, 

a model blessed with blue-green eyes, 

two scepter gems, that slays the runway 

convincingly and consistently. (Like you)

Use your charm as the jawbone of 

an ass for me (It is the most 

pernicious weapon, sturdy bone of us 

smiling at each other that utterly 

vanquishes all pessimism-Bodies 

of my negative emotions strewn 

across a battlefield). Then we can drink

coffee together with a kiss, water from a 

rock in Lehi to strengthen you.  

-----------------Judges 15:16-20

Then Samson said,

“With a donkey’s jawbone

    I have made donkeys of them.

With a donkey’s jawbone

    I have killed a thousand men.”

When he finished speaking, he threw away the jawbone; and the place was called Ramath Lehi. Because he was very thirsty, he cried out to the Lord, “You have given your servant this great victory. Must I now die of thirst and fall into the hands of the uncircumcised?” Then God opened up the hollow place in Lehi, and water came out of it. When Samson drank, his strength returned and he revived. So the spring was called En Hakkore, and it is still there in Lehi. Samson led Israel for twenty years in the days of the Philistines.