Okay, so yooooo, yooooo, dudes! I like totally fell in love with my waitress last night! Homegirl was a spitting image of Anne Hathaway son! All the dudes at my table was diggin her son! I betz da whole place was burning, nah - blazing with the hots for her - she b strate fiya! So I left her my email on my receipt son!! (an elementary remedial tactic I know, fellas) but yeah, she didnt email me back! CRAP! But yeah let me focus on the positives - she is HOT!
yo big up to my boys Alesana for the theme song to my poem - "The Temptress" from their Album A PLACE WHERE THE SUN IS SILENT (DELUXE EDITION)!!!
Check out the video here! Alesana "The Temptress!" Buy on ITunes now! BEST ALBUM EVER!!!
-----------/Anne Hathaway 2.0; Marquez Wasnt The Only Man Defeated Last Night [Moses]
Anne 2.0 (I should have asked for your real name!),
my father was a man from the house of Levi - Hope
his wife, a Levite woman - Romance
and though my whole life spans thirty years, after seeing you
at Champps Americana in Columbia at the Pacquiao fight
it all has only seemed like three months - your charm
your handsome, symmetrical face condensing
everything Ive ever wanted in a woman into
a dulcet wining babble song
that neither hope nor romance could hide from the world
(seeing it was futile to try and muffle my passion for you)
but they cast me forth, covering
with bitumen of lofty ambition and pitch of naive expectancy
to have the gall to one day kiss the girl of my dreams
when I, bedazzled, behold her in a black form fitting top
busty
and figure flattering black stretch pants
enchanting black hair, dreamy eyes, infectious smile
the basket of my chance to win your heart
placing it among the reeds, the other men in Howard County
hanging haughtily in sports bars hashing about boxing
occasionally UFC too :)
similarly spectacularly seduced
my sister of anxiety standing at a distance awaiting your response
as you, beauty's princess, came down to my table
found me desperate for you
(as my waitress) with the elegance of a Pharaoh
as if bathing at the river, (your other fellow waitresses next to you)
asking me what I wanted to eat, drink,
if I had already been charged the mandated 15$ cover charge
your cheerfulness as vulnerability - as if before my eyes naked
and I tried to order my meals, and I tried to write my email down
on my receipt as I left (replete with my blog address of course!)
but to you it was crying
but to you it was just a reason for pity
so you just walked away - you didnt email me the next day!
disavowing any filial relation stating "this is one of the Hebrew's
children"
abandoning my scarred ego for my parents to tend to
while you continue to woo amongst Egyptians (worthy men)
willing to give your wages (the big tip I left you
-I spent 57 freaking dollars to impress you!)
just to ensure our separation
in your mind we wont speak, we wont cross paths again
until years advance
and I "grow up" from my affinity for you, possibly with another
lesser girl
you secure in the satisfaction that I wanted you but the love
wasnt returned, superior emotionally to me like a mother
who drew her son out of the water of innocence
your rejection making me a sturdier more stalwart student
of sense and sensibility
and of the wayward hope that hitting on waitresses will prosper
you named me Moses
savior of mendicant men mockeries like me
(presuming I would relay to them the folly of our paradigm)
jilted by the only woman he ever really wanted in November
-----Exodus 2:1-10
Now a man from the house of Levi went and took as his wife a Levite woman.
The woman conceived and bore a son, and when she saw that he was a fine child, she hid him three months. When she could hide him no longer, she took for him a basket made of bulrushes and daubed it with bitumen and pitch. She put the child in it and placed it among the reeds by the river bank. And his sister stood at a distance to know what would be done to him. Now the daughter of Pharaoh came down to bathe at the river, while her young women walked beside the river. She saw the basket among the reeds and sent her servant woman, and she took it. When she opened it, she saw the child, and behold, the baby was crying. She took pity on him and said, "This is one of the Hebrews' children." Then his sister said to Pharaoh's daughter, "Shall I go and call you a nurse from the Hebrew women to nurse the child for you?" And Pharaoh's daughter said to her, "Go." So the girl went and called the child's mother. And Pharaoh's daughter said to her, "Take this child away and nurse him for me, and I will give you your wages." So the woman took the child and nursed him. When the child grew up, she brought him to Pharaoh's daughter, and he became her son. She named him Moses, "Because," she said, "I drew him out of the water."
The Temptress lyrics ----
Send "The Temptress" Ringtone to your Cell
My love, try to understand me when I say you torture me.
Your lips they beg for me to get you alone.
I want you to know it's the sway of your hips.
You taste so sweet cruel temptress.
I'm at your feet.
I can tell by the way you move that you want me to want you.
Are you happy now that I've figured out I was just the victim?!
In a game of lies and lustful tension?
Your lips they beg for me to get you alone.
I want you to know its the sway of your hips.
You taste so sweet, cruel temptress.
I'm at your feet.
I can tell by the way you move that your want me to want you.
Are you happy now that I've figure out that I was just a victim?!
In a game of lies and lustful tension?
I can't believe I fell for you!
I was wrong, I am so confused.
A foolish mistake!
I gaze across the chasm that divides me from her, my prize.
And drink in her beauty.
I let the heady aroma of perfume riding on the hot wind saturate me.
I train my ears to the creaking of the bridge spamming the gap to her.
I throw caution into that wind of passion and continue down the path.
The path to the unknown.
I'm losing control and I want all of you.
I ache to swallow you.
I'm losing control, you're body screams for me, it's destroying me!
I can not resist the temptress of the night!
I'm coming for you!, I want you, I need you!
As the earth quakes I will deflower you!
Oh how my head swims, oh how my heart yearns!
I'm coming for you!
Our flesh will become one and we'll never speak of what we've become!
It's what you want. I'm gone! I'm gone! I'm gone!
So it seems that we were nothing.
I'm giving up!
Are you happy now that I've figured out that I was just a victim?!
In a game of lies and lustful tension?
I can't believe I fell for you!
I was wrong, I am confused.
A foolish mistake.
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