I Am Isaac Bound and In Love (With Taylor Swift) #TaylorDateTony

* Jesus pray for me
* Abraham pray for me
* Isaac pray for me
*Dedicated to #TaylorDateTony

+-------I Am Isaac Bound and In Love (With Taylor Swift); A Story Of Sacrifice. JehovahJireh

Taylor how dare these girls
who hurt/refuse to ever love me!
They are a Bearded Patriarch on
the haughtiest mountain in Moriah, of
some sanctimonious divine race! On
their lips cavalier assumptions of
grandeur, a land of big, cocky hunks
“numerous as the sand” promised
as privileged inheritance for being
cruel to lesser guys. They lay
upon the sad and lonely shoulders of
my dating prospects wood of despair,
like a defector father with a knife
who wants nothing save to stab and
burn, stab and burn. Hands clenching
torches of sadism, the wax almost
melting fingers of their intent. I can see
the crazed look of victory in their eyes.
Oh bae save me! Unbind me from this
altar of singleness, curse this rope
of despair- your blue eyes a ram, your
lips a thicket snaring it by the horns.
If you take me to coffee, our kiss would
be a propitiatory sacrifice of  lovers...
releasing me to live freely in your arms,
thankful for the light of one more day.

-----Genesis 22:1-14
And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham, and said unto him, Abraham: and he said, Behold, here I am. And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of. And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass, and took two of his young men with him, and Isaac his son, and clave the wood for the burnt offering, and rose up, and went unto the place of which God had told him.Then on the third day Abraham lifted up his eyes, and saw the place afar off. And Abraham said unto his young men, Abide ye here with the ass; and I and the lad will go yonder and worship, and come again to you. And Abraham took the wood of the burnt offering, and laid it upon Isaac his son; and he took the fire in his hand, and a knife; and they went both of them together. And Isaac spake unto Abraham his father, and said, My father: and he said, Here am I, my son. And he said, Behold the fire and the wood: but where is the lamb for a burnt offering? And Abraham said, My son, God will provide himself a lamb for a burnt offering: so they went both of them together. And they came to the place which God had told him of; and Abraham built an altar there, and laid the wood in order, and bound Isaac his son, and laid him on the altar upon the wood. And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. And the angel of the Lord called unto him out of heaven, and said, Abraham, Abraham: and he said, Here am I. And he said, Lay not thine hand upon the lad, neither do thou any thing unto him: for now I know that thou fearest God, seeing thou hast not withheld thy son, thine only son from me. And Abraham lifted up his eyes, and looked, and behold behind him a ram caught in a thicket by his horns: and Abraham went and took the ram, and offered him up for a burnt offering in the stead of his son. And Abraham called the name of that place Jehovahjireh: as it is said to this day, In the mount of the Lord it shall be seen.