Alisyn Camerota, Let Me In The Chariot of Your Love!!! (Let My Love Guide You)

-----------------Alisyn Camerota, Allow Me Into the Chariot of Your Love

Alisyn, baby girl
I was walking south when I first saw you
reclining in a chariot
mesmerizing, gorgeous even
a woman of great authority and keeper of the treasury
of love, of happiness, of my most coveted fantasies
on the road from loneliness to jilted dejection
when the spirit within me compelled me, "go near her
and overtake her heart" I just couldn’t resist your charms
amazing, captivating, royal woman of great esteem
(influential like Candace queen of the Ethiopians)
"do you understand what you do to me?" I asked
how at night I cant sleep
unless I hold fast to your pulchritude
how ebullient I am beyond measure at the sound of your laughter
and giddiness....
but how could you unless I guide you?
(and interpret my feelings like a confusing scroll in your hands)
allow me to explain that my emotional welfare is like a sheep
led to the slaughter of broken romantic dreams
and my soul is a lamb silent before its shearers:
all the girls who rejected me in the past
so it opens not its forlorn mouth
humiliated and dishonored and unwanted
wondering if I'll ever be kissed in my generation
for because of them
the life of my confidence is taken from the earth…
and trust me girl, I speak for myself, not of some other man
yet see, there is water
there is the hope I have of winning your hand in marriage
and my desperate desire for you will not hinder you
from being baptized
in the greatest expectations of us being together forever
so let us submerge ourselves
in each other's embrace, and never let each other go
I promise when we emerge
you will go on your way rejoicing
and I'll be found at Azotus (city of lover's bliss) proclaiming our relationship
until I reach Ceasarea

(the place of our shared destiny)


(*Dedicated to Alisyn, the resident BABE of Fox and Friends in the morning!! She is so hot and SOOOOOOOO conservative!! Oh baby, you are the only reason I watch Fox News! You put the Foxy in Fox thats for sure...HUBBA HUBBA!!!!)


----------/Acts 8:26-40
Now an angel of the Lord spoke to Philip, saying, "Arise and go toward the south along the road which goes down from Jerusalem to Gaza." This is desert. So he arose and went. And behold, a man of Ethiopia, a eunuch of great authority under Candace the queen of the Ethiopians, who had charge of all her treasury, and had come to Jerusalem to worship, was returning. And sitting in his chariot, he was reading Isaiah the prophet. Then the Spirit said to Philip, "Go near and overtake this chariot." So Philip ran to him, and heard him reading the prophet Isaiah, and said, "Do you understand what you are reading?" And he said, "How can I, unless someone guides me?" And he asked Philip to come up and sit with him. The place in the Scripture which he read was this:
"He was led as a sheep to the slaughter;
And as a lamb before its shearer is silent,
So He opened not His mouth.
In His humiliation His justice was taken away,
And who will declare His generation?
For His life is taken from the earth."
So the eunuch answered Philip and said, "I ask you, of whom does the prophet say this, of himself or of some other man?” Then Philip opened his mouth, and beginning at this Scripture, preached Jesus to him. Now as they went down the road, they came to some water. And the eunuch said, "See, here is water. What hinders me from being baptized?” Then Philip said, "If you believe with all your heart, you may.” And he answered and said, "I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God." So he commanded the chariot to stand still. And both Philip and the eunuch went down into the water, and he baptized him. Now when they came up out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord caught Philip away, so that the eunuch saw him no more; and he went on his way rejoicing. But Philip was found at Azotus. And passing through, he preached in all the cities till he came to Caesarea.