Taylor Swift and Tony Conti Fishing In Gennesaret #TaylorDateTony

* Jesus pray for me
* Luke pray for me
* Saints pray for me
* Dedicated to #TaylorDateTony

+--------Taylor Swift and Tony Conti Fishing In Gennesaret

Taylor, my heart is Simon
Peter landlocked, angst-ridden,
embattled in contretemps with
varying emotions as other fishermen,
tensions rising over fish of dating
opportunities lost, hanging its (empty)
net of ambitions to find love
out to dry against sullen rocks,
its two boats of hope and joy left
behind drifting on still waters. Oh
babes, but whenever I see you in
magazines I see my savior of romance
standing poised in the hull of one
of the boats – daring me to try again
to cast into deep waters expecting
a significant catch. Though Ive worked
so hard lately and haven’t caught
anything. Oh Taytay if you’d take me
out to Starbucks…kiss me, smile at
me, I swear it’d be a thousand fish,
my nets of girlfriend expectations
would be so full they’d begin to break.
I’d be your loyal apostle from then on.    


------Luke 5:1-11
One day as Jesus was standing by the Lake of Gennesaret, the people were crowding around him and listening to the word of God. He saw at the water’s edge two boats, left there by the fishermen, who were washing their nets. He got into one of the boats, the one belonging to Simon, and asked him to put out a little from shore. Then he sat down and taught the people from the boat. When he had finished speaking, he said to Simon, “Put out into deep water, and let down the nets for a catch.” Simon answered, “Master, we’ve worked hard all night and haven’t caught anything. But because you say so, I will let down the nets.” When they had done so, they caught such a large number of fish that their nets began to break. So they signaled their partners in the other boat to come and help them, and they came and filled both boats so full that they began to sink. When Simon Peter saw this, he fell at Jesus’ knees and said, “Go away from me, Lord; I am a sinful man!” For he and all his companions were astonished at the catch of fish they had taken, and so were James and John, the sons of Zebedee, Simon’s partners. Then Jesus said to Simon, “Don’t be afraid; from now on you will fish for people.” So they pulled their boats up on shore, left everything and followed him.