Taylor Swift, I Vow, You Are My King David Forever #TaylorDateTony

* Jesus pray for me
* David pray for me
* Saints pray for me
* Dedicated to #TaylorDateTony

+--------Taylor Swift, I Vow, You Are My King David Forever

Taylor, singleness prolonged is an
Amalekite warlord, churlishly
indifferent to matters of the heart,
its callous, toothless soldiers, hardened
and scarred, are the girls in my life who wield
bloody swords of emotional plunder,
pillaging my desire to date, withholding
love from me as they would a screaming
vanquished people, the whole army
absconding off with whatever remnant
of hope I had in finding a girlfriend as
cheap spoils of war, revelrous indulgences
of the imperious – my tears as food and
their drink.  Oh babes wont you come rescue
me? Coffee with you would be an impregnable
siege laid against this loneliness. Your smile
a sword, a kiss from your soft lips a fleet
of iron chariots, a gaze from your dazzling
blue eyes would be a tenacious fight from
dusk till evening reclaiming all my
romantic dignity stolen. Rancid flesh, rotting
bodies of my prior heartbreak everywhere.
The remaining regret fleeing from me as
400 men on camels. Long live King David.

----1 Samuel 30:6-20
David was greatly distressed because the men were talking of stoning him; each one was bitter in spirit because of his sons and daughters. But David found strength in the Lord his God. Then David said to Abiathar the priest, the son of Ahimelek, “Bring me the ephod.” Abiathar brought it to him, and David inquired of the Lord, “Shall I pursue this raiding party? Will I overtake them?” “Pursue them,” he answered. “You will certainly overtake them and succeed in the rescue.” David and the six hundred men with him came to the Besor Valley, where some stayed behind. Two hundred of them were too exhausted to cross the valley, but David and the other four hundred continued the pursuit. They found an Egyptian in a field and brought him to David. They gave him water to drink and food to eat— part of a cake of pressed figs and two cakes of raisins. He ate and was revived, for he had not eaten any food or drunk any water for three days and three nights. David asked him, “Who do you belong to? Where do you come from?” He said, “I am an Egyptian, the slave of an Amalekite. My master abandoned me when I became ill three days ago. We raided the Negev of the Kerethites, some territory belonging to Judah and the Negev of Caleb. And we burned Ziklag.” David asked him, “Can you lead me down to this raiding party?” He answered, “Swear to me before God that you will not kill me or hand me over to my master, and I will take you down to them.” He led David down, and there they were, scattered over the countryside, eating, drinking and reveling because of the great amount of plunder they had taken from the land of the Philistines and from Judah. David fought them from dusk until the evening of the next day, and none of them got away, except four hundred young men who rode off on camels and fled. David recovered everything the Amalekites had taken, including his two wives. Nothing was missing: young or old, boy or girl, plunder or anything else they had taken. David brought everything back. He took all the flocks and herds, and his men drove them ahead of the other livestock, saying, “This is David’s plunder.”