Thursday, November 5, 2015

On November 8th, 2015 Agag's Defeat #HTTR #TonyDoesLikeThat #KirkisSamuel

* Jesus pray for me
* Samuel pray for me
* dedicated to Kirk Cousins #httr
#KirkisSamuel #TonyDoesLikeThat


+-----On November 8th, 2015, Agag's Defeat

Kirk Cousins, got daggit! in comparison
to you and the Redskins,
all are Saul disgraced, derelict King
with cracked crown, spurned by God.
Every week there is but one league
objective, one categorical imperative
issued forth from provenance
divine, a sovereign pronouncement
for the world’s greatest good: “Go and
utterly destroy the Patriots the Amalekites,”
ruthlessly sacking Tom Brady, spiritedly
bashing Gronk, aggrieving coach
Belichick until they be consumed. Yet
no team has been gallant enough
to encamp against them, to blow
bull horn loudly enough
to inspire truculent clamoring of defense,
or mount deft invasions of offense
with stout, impregnable smash-mouthed
runs to set them back on their heels.
This rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft,
this stubbornness is as
iniquity and idolatry. So it is
commendable for us to lament,
to rend garment of conscience
and despise inept kingships,
to implore the wisdom of angels and God,
raising swords of our conviction and
pious disgust in the face of sacrilege,
for the NFL is holy ground. Kirk, rise
up and strip authority from these 30 anointed
yet failing
teams as rightful prophet, priest, king
for they have lost favor with the fans,
the raucous jeering of cosmic rejection.
In stern defiance insist to Tom
that the bitterness of death has NOT past,
that you and Jay Gruden will never shy away
from harrowing theaters of war on the
gridiron, nor be swayed by
cries of the Patriot’s undefeated
record, Agag, begging for it’s life,
a disheveled, pathetic Amelekite lord.
On Sunday, show the world
the severed head of the pagan…
the New England Patriot’s record
evincing its first loss, a smug grin
on your face murmuring
“Hail to the Redskins…forever”
under your breath.

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS BABY!!!! #WOOOOOO!!!! THE REDSKINS WILL BEAT THE PATRIOTS THIS SUNDAY YALL!!! MARK.MY.WORDS!!!! #WOOOOOOOO IM SHAKING IM SO EXCITED!!! #WOOOOOOO!!! LETS GO BABY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

----1 Samuel 15:16-35
Then Samuel said unto Saul, Stay, and I will tell thee what the Lord hath said to me this night. And he said unto him, Say on. And Samuel said, When thou wast little in thine own sight, wast thou not made the head of the tribes of Israel, and the Lord anointed thee king over Israel? And the Lord sent thee on a journey, and said, Go and utterly destroy the sinners the Amalekites, and fight against them until they be consumed. Wherefore then didst thou not obey the voice of the Lord, but didst fly upon the spoil, and didst evil in the sight of the Lord? And Saul said unto Samuel, Yea, I have obeyed the voice of the Lord, and have gone the way which the Lord sent me, and have brought Agag the king of Amalek, and have utterly destroyed the Amalekites. But the people took of the spoil, sheep and oxen, the chief of the things which should have been utterly destroyed, to sacrifice unto the Lord thy God in Gilgal. And Samuel said, Hath the Lord as great delight in burnt offerings and sacrifices, as in obeying the voice of the Lord? Behold, to obey is better than sacrifice, and to hearken than the fat of rams. For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the Lord, he hath also rejected thee from being king. And Saul said unto Samuel, I have sinned: for I have transgressed the commandment of the Lord, and thy words: because I feared the people, and obeyed their voice. Now therefore, I pray thee, pardon my sin, and turn again with me, that I may worship the Lord. And Samuel said unto Saul, I will not return with thee: for thou hast rejected the word of the Lord, and the Lord hath rejected thee from being king over Israel. And as Samuel turned about to go away, he laid hold upon the skirt of his mantle, and it rent. And Samuel said unto him, The Lord hath rent the kingdom of Israel from thee this day, and hath given it to a neighbour of thine, that is better than thou. And also the Strength of Israel will not lie nor repent: for he is not a man, that he should repent. Then he said, I have sinned: yet honour me now, I pray thee, before the elders of my people, and before Israel, and turn again with me, that I may worship the Lord thy God. So Samuel turned again after Saul; and Saul worshipped the Lord. Then said Samuel, Bring ye hither to me Agag the king of the Amalekites. And Agag came unto him delicately. And Agag said, Surely the bitterness of death is past. And Samuel said, As thy sword hath made women childless, so shall thy mother be childless among women. And Samuel hewed Agag in pieces before the Lord in Gilgal. Then Samuel went to Ramah; and Saul went up to his house to Gibeah of Saul. And Samuel came no more to see Saul until the day of his death: nevertheless Samuel mourned for Saul: and the Lord repented that he had made Saul king over Israel.

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