Kim Kardashian, Your Booty Is Nebuchadnezzar Incontestable

-----------------------/Kim Kardashian, Your Booty Is Nebuchadnezzar Incontestable (Jeremiah 39)

Seemingly

safe from the Babylonian siege of illicit masturbatory gratification

(unlike the tawdry Israelites)
 self assured, bolstered by Pharaoh's pride

cut from a different genealogical cloth than Jehoiachin

son of Jehoiakim uprooted, displaced by shame, a base ogler

(salivating over half dressed women)

Kim Kardashian, I am Zedekiah the brave, appointed by king's rule hopeful

of holy, impeccable, irreproachable command

astoundingly and addictively autonomous

I will not entertain or appease the pricking of my conscience

the voice of Jeremiah that warns me away from TMZ, Huffingtonpost

Mediatakeout of Babylon, E! TV, tabloids

prophetic

dissuading these associations for they are soldiers that wont spare

promulgating pictures of you that paralyze men mock their brawn,
corrupt their dreams

rather heeding my advisors

Shephatiah son of Mattan: they are innocuous fun,

Gedaliah son of Pashhur: this is fashion zeitgeist, irresistibly appropriate,

Jehucal son of Shelemiah:

appreciate beauty guilt free, it’s a natural male proclivity

but delusional my defenses flaccid in the face of a stalwart army of passion:

Nergal-Sharezer of Samgar is your hair long and onyx

Nebo-Sarsekim a chief officer is your seductive voice, Nergal-Sharezer your

form fitting dresses on the red carpet scene sitting communally

brazenly insouciant

in the chairs of my middle gate of resolve not to lust

but before you and the enthralling pictures and video of your body

marching

advancing with swords

whittling away my indifference to you (and those hypnotic eyes) 

my determination and obstinacy fled:

I underestimated your sultriness, allure

they left the city at night by way of the king’s garden, through the gate

between the two walls, and headed toward the Arabah:

city of surrender to the flesh

You are Nebuchadnezzar you make my heart flutter spasmodically

your dazzling beauty has slain the very sons of my intention

to think pure thoughts

your derriere is mesmerizing enough to put out my eyes

Kimmy,

I am a slave for you….with that voluptuous physique you can do anything

to me you can

wrest the kingdom of my virtue from me;

powerless to fight back

(the Chosen one has fallen)

(.......endlessly in love with you watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians)

------------------(Jeremiah 39:1-18) In the ninth year of Zedekiah king of Judah, in the tenth month, Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon marched against Jerusalem with his whole army and laid siege to it. And on the ninth day of the fourth month of Zedekiah’s eleventh year, the city wall was broken through. Then all the officials of the king of Babylon came and took seats in the Middle Gate: Nergal-Sharezer of Samgar, Nebo-Sarsekim a chief officer, Nergal-Sharezer a high official and all the other officials of the king of Babylon. When Zedekiah king of Judah and all the soldiers saw them, they fled; they left the city at night by way of the king’s garden, through the gate between the two walls, and headed toward the Arabah. But the Babylonian army pursued them and overtook Zedekiah in the plains of Jericho. They captured him and took him to Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon at Riblah in the land of Hamath, where he pronounced sentence on him. There at Riblah the king of Babylon slaughtered the sons of Zedekiah before his eyes and also killed all the nobles of Judah. Then he put out Zedekiah’s eyes and bound him with bronze shackles to take him to Babylon. The Babylonians set fire to the royal palace and the houses of the people and broke down the walls of Jerusalem. Nebuzaradan commander of the imperial guard carried into exile to Babylon the people who remained in the city, along with those who had gone over to him, and the rest of the people.  But Nebuzaradan the commander of the guard left behind in the land of Judah some of the poor people, who owned nothing; and at that time he gave them vineyards and fields. Now Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon had given these orders about Jeremiah through Nebuzaradan commander of the imperial guard:  “Take him and look after him; don’t harm him but do for him whatever he asks.” So Nebuzaradan the commander of the guard, Nebushazban a chief officer, Nergal-Sharezer a high official and all the other officers of the king of Babylon sent and had Jeremiah taken out of the courtyard of the guard. They turned him over to Gedaliah son of Ahikam, the son of Shaphan, to take him back to his home. So he remained among his own people. While Jeremiah had been confined in the courtyard of the guard, the word of the Lord came to him: “Go and tell Ebed-Melech the Cushite, ‘This is what the Lord Almighty, the God of Israel, says: I am about to fulfill my words against this city through disaster, not prosperity. At that time they will be fulfilled before your eyes. But I will rescue you on that day, declares the Lord; you will not be handed over to those you fear. I will save you; you will not fall by the sword but will escape with your life, because you trust in me, declares the Lord.’”