Pippa Middleton Saved Me By Grace, Not Works

Okay, okay so Wills, I made a mistake....you and your beautiful bride Kate go on and have a ball together....I think I wanna get my groove on with Pippa!

HOT DIGGITY!!!!



-------------/Pippa Middleton Saved Me By Grace, Not Works


Pippa, baby, things will never be the same again
you see before I met you I was flesh, perishable
dead
in the trespasses and sins (of lusting after sultry women
scandalous and shrewdly attempting to crush my hope
teasing in short shorts, short skirts and dresses
with plunging neck lines but ultimately only rolling their eyes)
in which I once walked
according to the course of this world of waywardness;
reckless singleness and aimlessly gallivanting
searching
for love in all the wrong places using all the wrong methods:
speed dating, writing notes to waitresses on napkins
blogging about them and then being discovered
and ultimately left unfulfilled crying punching my pillow and falling asleep
charmed by the prince of the power of the air of bitterness
its spirit espousing disobedience to proper prudence
and wisdom in knowing your true beneficence
conflating what servile women can do for a true princess
I was
only fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind,
perusing questionable websites trying to slake my thirst for embrace
and was by nature a child of the wrath of true romance
just as the other meatheads in the Washington DC metropolis
but you, rich in mercy because of your great beauty
in your maid of honor dress at the royal wedding with which
you have cannily shown the world how great you are
made me alive
for it is by your stunning figure and grace that I have been saved
not my misguided bachelor-esque fratboy works
from pursing foolish women instead turning my attention
only to you
for my heart is your workmanship, created for good works of loving you,
which you in your amazing alluring aptitude
prepared beforehand that I should walk in them
you knew that once I saw you in that dress there would be no more
sorrow
the old man of my misery would wither and wilt
liberated to leave behind my old ways of debauchery
dejected by women in DC who know nothing of British royalty
your magnificence has set me free (to crush on you eternally)
and made me pure
salvation




-------------Ephesians 2:1-10
And you He made alive, who were dead in trespasses and sins, in which you once walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit who now works in the sons of disobedience, among whom also we all once conducted ourselves in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind, and were by nature children of wrath, just as the others. But God, who is rich in mercy, because of His great love with which He loved us, even when we were dead in trespasses, made us alive together with Christ (by grace you have been saved), and raised us up together, and made us sit together in the heavenly places in Christ Jesus, that in the ages to come He might show the exceeding riches of His grace in His kindness toward us in Christ Jesus. For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast. For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand that we should walk in them