The First Words Of Tony Conti and Taylor Swift #TaylorDateTony

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+--------The First Words Of  Tony Conti and Taylor Swift

Taylor, prolonged singleness
has made my heart’s ears deaf in
Decapolis, land of relationship rejects.
I cant hear love anymore, I’m
alienated from romantic speech,
barely able to sense vibrations
of intimate vernacular, the sound
waves created in a verbal discourse
of two souls mad for each other. Oh
babes, wont you venture from
Tyre, that town of beautiful singers,
sailing on a Galilean Sea of near
inconceivability to date me? At Starbucks
your smile would be two fingers of
an angel in my ears, a green tea latte
in your presence spit from the River
of Life of marriage touching my tongue.
To kiss you: like the sweet inaugural
sound “Ephphatha!” loudly proclaimed –
the words “Tony, I love you!!!” like a
salvific melody heard for the first time.  

------Mark 7:31-37
Then Jesus left the vicinity of Tyre and went through Sidon, down to the Sea of Galilee and into the region of the Decapolis. There some people brought to him a man who was deaf and could hardly talk, and they begged Jesus to place his hand on him. After he took him aside, away from the crowd, Jesus put his fingers into the man’s ears. Then he spit and touched the man’s tongue. He looked up to heaven and with a deep sigh said to him, “Ephphatha!” (which means “Be opened!”). At this, the man’s ears were opened, his tongue was loosened and he began to speak plainly. Jesus commanded them not to tell anyone. But the more he did so, the more they kept talking about it.  People were overwhelmed with amazement. “He has done everything well,” they said. “He even makes the deaf hear and the mute speak.”