Keeping Up With My Barren Life Without The Kardashians

* Jesus pray for me
* Saints pray for me
* Luke pray for me
* Dedicated to #TonyandKendall

+--------Keeping Up With My Barren Life Without The Kardashians

Kendall my heart is
a Judean wasteland without you,
this wilderness of men lonely;
my temptation is to crawl while
languishing, to tear my temperate
Galilean marital beard and accede
to despair’s demands of me:
Slithering Satanic sinful notions
of singleness prolonged- To grieve
this parched throat of passion,
mourn so severely for my romantic
belly emptied (with an insatiable
appetite to kiss you, to run my
fingers through your lustrous
jet black hair intently and
tenderly) that I give up on love
and turn stones of my longing
into bread of bitter complaining.
But I wont. I’ll wait 40 days for this
Instagram testing to end. So you'd
minister to me with coffee, smiles, a
gorgeous angel of dating comfort.

------Luke 4:3-4
The devil said to him, “If you are the Son of God, tell this stone to become bread.” Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone.’”