Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Kim Kardashian in Cana: Dancing with the Stars in My Heart!!!


And when they ran out of wine, the mother of Jesus said to Him, "They have no wine."---------------------[Kim Kardashian in Cana]-------



Kim Kardashian (sorry Reggie!), baby
My heart is six waterpots of stone
at a wedding with you not around. Singleness
is like rowdy guests, Kim.
like rowdy guests
who cant stop watching Dancing with the Stars
to try and take the edge off...anything to lessen their pain...
I requested your friendship on Myspace but
my patience amidst your silence is interrupted by my Mother telling me
"they have no wine"
(the tension in the air is thick and drapes us all)
without you in my arms those twenty to thirty gallon pots are hollow
like I am inside
and I wont use them for purification...because nothing can wash away
the stain of your absence
(on my big day)

Im on my knees Kim
Im begging you to save me from inconsolable grief
Order your servants from hollywood to deliver a message:
"Tell Tony Conti I have come to fill the waterpots with water"
And I would translate your esoteric speech to mean
I will be filled with joy like wine
because you are my Miracle, and you are my Savior
and you are the Chosen One to me
...prophesied in the Torah
so let the wedding commence and the attendees
be satiated

At the end of the day, girl
you are the only thing that matters to this bridegroom
I never thought I would find a love like this
...a woman whose lips I absolutely pine for
at 27 years of age, and after being single so long
Kim, "You have kept the good wine [for me] until now"



(Just because you got booted from Dancing with the Stars, don’t mean you got booted from my heart.....baby! OH YEAAAAAAH!!! KIM K! KIM K! .....Im like totally on Team Kardashian)




[John 2:1-11]
On the third day there was a wedding in Cana of Galilee, and the mother of Jesus was there. Now both Jesus and His disciples were invited to the wedding. And when they ran out of wine, the mother of Jesus said to Him, "They have no wine." Jesus said to her, “Woman, what does your concern have to do with Me? My hour has not yet come.” His mother said to the servants, "Whatever He says to you, do it." Now there were set there six waterpots of stone, according to the manner of purification of the Jews, containing twenty or thirty gallons apiece. Jesus said to them, "Fill the waterpots with water." And they filled them up to the brim. And He said to them, "Draw some out now, and take it to the master of the feast." And they took it. When the master of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and did not know where it came from (but the servants who had drawn the water knew), the master of the feast called the bridegroom. And he said to him, "Every man at the beginning sets out the good wine, and when the guests have well drunk, then the inferior. You have kept the good wine until now!" This beginning of signs Jesus did in Cana of Galilee, and manifested His glory; and His disciples believed in Him.

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