Seven Hundred Wives

* dedicated to hooking up in 2011
* dedicated to this hot babe I saw last night, and the night before, and the night before -----D'OH!!!!

Maaaaan, yall....shooot. errrbody be hooking up nowadays.....Kelsey Grammer be doing his thang before he even get dat divorce.....Ochocinco be having all da honeys compete for his affection – shoot the Bechelorette gets to make out with all these buff guys at her every inclination......Olivia Wilde said she wants to sow her wild oats.....all Im trying to say is that I want that too! You think I don’t want to hook up with every hot babe I see??? HELLO!!! Its DC after all – land of the hotness! OOOOO YEAAAAHHHH, SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM (MACHO MAN VOICE)….man this aint even no darkjesusmetaphor post yall, Im just trying to rein in all my desires to be with all these girls and sleep around with no afterthought. I want to have hot babes all day and all night – what guy doesn't? Man, Im bout to be 30...aint got no girl for about 10 years now....UGgggHHHHHHH!!!! i WANT TO GO TO COYOTE UGLY AND DANCE ON A TABLE....errrr....I mean break a table with my bare-fist!!! WOOOOOOOO - manly GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[Justin Beiber]: nice save, Tony!

I mean, sometimes I just want to hook up.....willfully ignorant of the consequences! (Even though I know it aint right!......sigggghhhhhhhh) YA FEEL ME???? GOD, I JUST WANT TO HOOK UP!!!



---------------------Seven Hundred Wives; The Thoughts Of Solomon After He Is Punished By God



There is a temple somewhere intricately adorned
with bubbling fountains
weary travelers turn turbid from washed hands
(Ive seen it played out too many times before)
and kneel before altars for respite
wiping their brows, combing through their hair with their fingers
so it too is saturated in sacred waters, at first breathing heavily then
hearts racing settle down - their face cracks a smile
as their bodies fall against marble pillars
and at night somewhere there is a cool breeze
that welcomingly strokes the face
of all who close their eyes and exhale and wish for better days
inwardly singing with the owls that croon to be one
with the universe – garments billowing in the wind
and the head gets laden with the crown
its wearisome embellishments of responsibility, national defense
and gatekeeper of justice bear down
and sense and sensibility and
the wisdom from above that dictates honey in excess
is deceptive satiation and that self control is a mighty fortress
with walls and buttresses
topples from expectations and efforts to resist
instant gratification
from Moab, Ammon, Edom, Sidonia and Anatolia
sweet like wine, intoxicating and calming
euphoric in its enchantments and enticements of rebellion
conquest and victory – triumphant in its rapture
and succulent in its savory success;
Chemosh is my testament to a life of discipline lost
Molek a totem to a new conscience that knows no restraint
incense is burned in high places
Ashtoreth is my new god
of seduction, wonderment and new phenomena
and there are seven hundred reasons I have to be thankful
to never look back
companionship to wrap my arms around at night
ears to whisper to beneath a sea of stars
sultry secrets of a man steeped in esoterica
longing for three hundred more acts of endearment and ceremonies and
extravagant banquets;
a subterfuge for guilty pleasure
stoking the flames of rage and jealousy
from Jeroboam son of Nebat
and jealousy Hadad the Edomite
selfish hoarding; an escape from steadfast allegiance
to a God who has no shadow of turning
sensual love
absorbed in and desperately, fatally addicted to
like a shelter, a temple palace, a midnight gust from righteous conviction
that ultimately leaves my kingdom torn in two
Israel forever crippled
forever maimed
and I
forever indulgent


--------------------------1 Kings 11:1-9
King Solomon, however, loved many foreign women besides Pharaoh's daughter—Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Sidonians and Hittites. They were from nations about which the LORD had told the Israelites, "You must not intermarry with them, because they will surely turn your hearts after their gods." Nevertheless, Solomon held fast to them in love. He had seven hundred wives of royal birth and three hundred concubines, and his wives led him astray. As Solomon grew old, his wives turned his heart after other gods, and his heart was not fully devoted to the LORD his God, as the heart of David his father had been. He followed Ashtoreth the goddess of the Sidonians, and Molek the detestable god of the Ammonites. So Solomon did evil in the eyes of the LORD; he did not follow the LORD completely, as David his father had done. On a hill east of Jerusalem, Solomon built a high place for Chemosh the detestable god of Moab, and for Molek the detestable god of the Ammonites. He did the same for all his foreign wives, who burned incense and offered sacrifices to their gods. The LORD became angry with Solomon because his heart had turned away from the LORD, the God of Israel, who had appeared to him twice. Although he had forbidden Solomon to follow other gods, Solomon did not keep the LORD's command.