Wednesday, March 14, 2018

The Banquet Of Tony Cont's Dating Life Revived By Taylor Swift #taylordatetony


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+------The Banquet Of Tony Cont's Dating Life Revived By Taylor Swift

Taylor, my single life
is leaden, insipid, a
wedding banquet in Galilee
bereft of wine. My heart
like guests scant on hope, smiles,
with no dancing impetus,
a once jovial feast turned dour
by girls’ dating refusals. But babes!
My desire for you like a Virgin
Mom attuned. Beckoning you with
the overture: “They have no
more wine.” If you took me to
Starbucks, six stone jars filled
with water to the brim. If you
kissed me, water turned to
wine, your sweet grapes divine
from my romantic depravity.
Then my soul like the master of
banquet ebullient, boasting to
the groom (of my expectations): 
“[Taylor Swift] you have saved the
best till now.” Thank you.

------John 2:1-11
On the third day a wedding took place at Cana in Galilee. Jesus’ mother was there, and Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding. When the wine was gone, Jesus’ mother said to him, “They have no more wine.” “Woman, why do you involve me?” Jesus replied. “My hour has not yet come.” His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.” Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons. Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, “Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet.” They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew. Then he called the bridegroom aside and said, “Everyone brings out the choice wine first and then the cheaper wine after the guests have had too much to drink; but you have saved the best till now.” What Jesus did here in Cana of Galilee was the first of the signs through which he revealed his glory; and his disciples believed in him.

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