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+--------Family Guy's Comedic Intestines Of Herod Agrippa
And #FamilyGuy you are the (self
proclaimed) media King of Comedy
ruling over Judea arrogant and vulgar,
appointed by a Ratings-Caesar of Fox TV
execs unscrupulous and desperate
to preserve an Empire, lurid garland of
mulberry, rosemary fastened
behind two deformed, distasteful ears,
your ego an oversized purple robe trailing
you, feces stained. You stand before
warring interests of Millennials and Gen
X-ers a conciliator between Tyre and
Sidon, assuming all esteem crass, slapstick
humor hilarious speech. Mocking
Taylor Swift in skits, you dream of a day
all hail your collective of overrated TV
writers “the voice of a god not a man!!!” But
your imminent fate is more like May 2000,
when inwardly devoured before the masses
your show was canceled. A proud lifeless
body of new episodes twitching as worms
of irrelevance chewed wits' intestines...
------Acts 12:19b-24
Then Herod went from Judea to Caesarea and stayed there. He had been quarreling with the people of Tyre and Sidon; they now joined together and sought an audience with him. After securing the support of Blastus, a trusted personal servant of the king, they asked for peace, because they depended on the king’s country for their food supply. On the appointed day Herod, wearing his royal robes, sat on his throne and delivered a public address to the people. They shouted, “This is the voice of a god, not of a man.” Immediately, because Herod did not give praise to God, an angel of the Lord struck him down, and he was eaten by worms and died. But the word of God continued to spread and flourish.
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