* dedicated to Lil Wayne "Phone Home"
(Me and Weezy are not the same we are Martians!!!! Feel me? But word...we different types of aliens 'doe....I aint hatin on you Wayne, baby, Im just saying you a certain type of alien, no doubt....and I as a Christian is a certain type of alien. Let my right hand man Peter school you son!)
1 Peter 2:10-12
Once you were not a people, but now you are the people of God; once you had not received mercy, but now you have received mercy. Dear friends, I urge you, as aliens and strangers in the world, to abstain from sinful desires, which war against your soul. Live such good lives among the pagans that, though they accuse you of doing wrong, they may see your good deeds and glorify God on the day he visits us.
-----------------------------[Followers of Jesus Christ are not the same they are Martians]
When I eat dinner I close my eyes
silently paying homage to an unseen Being (I use as my crutch)
crediting Him for providing my sustenance
and not my paycheck
When I wake up on Sunday
I have this conviction that my world is off kilter
unless I go to an edifice
and worship the same Being for giving me life
and saving me from an afterlife of scorching flames and
suffocating smoke
asking His Mother to pray now and at the hour of my death
like she did when she held her crucified Son in her arms bleeding
I dont want to kiss again until my wedding day
I dont want to date a girl unless Im going to marry her
I want sex, but I dont want to lose my virginity
beyond the boundaries of a sacramental covenant blessed by God
and Pastor (Porn and masturbation are wrong too www.xxxchurch.com)
I pray for my enemies and wish they would be so blessed
they lose the capacity for hate
I give my money to beggars lingering beneath traffic signals
reasoning I might just entertain an angel cloaked by human form
observing me to give an accounting when he goes back
I dont get drunk, because the world doesnt sell the Holy Spirit in a 40 oz bottle
I believe abortion is wrong
I believe homosexuality is wrong
because God said so
(and Ive never even seen Him.If I did I would die)
Adam and Eve did exist they conversed with a snake
(it was really Satan though)
Jacob wrestled an angel (it was really God though)
Jonah was really in a whale 3 days, Lazarus was resurrected in 4
Phillip honestly did vanish after baptizing the Eunuch
Stephen did see Jesus standing before he was stoned
Jesus walked on water like solid land
Jesus is the only way to God
and yes, the sun stood still when Joshua asked God to stop it
David did fell Goliath with a slingshot
Lot's wife did turn into salt
but not table salt. You and I can at least agree on that
you probably dont agree with me
but Im not worried. its because
YOU AND I ARE NOT THE SAME I AM A CHRISTIAN
[I MEAN MARTIAN...I MEAN CHRISTIAN MARTIAN...I MEAN
........OH WELL....I TRIED]
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"Phone Home" Lyrics
We are not the same, I am a martian (martian, martian)
We are not the same, I am a martian (martian, martian)
Greetings from Planet Weezy
We will begin transmission in 5...4...3...2...1
Phone home! (Weezy) x4
And if you feel like you're best go ahead
And do the Weezy Wee and
Phone home! (Weezy) x2
We are not the same, I am a martian
And I'm hotter than Summer Rain, like Carl Thomas
Lock, load, ready to aim at any target
I could get your brains for a bargain
Like I bought it, from Target
Hip-hop is my supermarket
Shopping cart full of fake hip-hop artists
I'm starvin', sorry, I gotta eat all it
And I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin')
Phone home! (Weezy) x4
And if you feel like you're best go ahead
And do the Weezy Wee and
Phone home! (Weezy) x2
We are not the same, I am an alien
Like Gonzalez, young college student
Who done just flipped the game, like Houston
I'm used to promethazine in 2 cups, I'm screwed up
And ya ain't **** if you ain't never been screwed up
Flow so sick, make you want to throw your food up
Ice water chest, and my wrist like a pool cup
Two twin clippers, I give your ******* a crew cut
I get bread like cold cuts, you know what?
Your girl ************* slow
But I never slow up (Weezy!)
Phone home! (Weezy) x4
And if you feel like you're best go ahead
And do the Weezy Wee and
Phone home! (Weezy) x2
They don't make 'em like me no more
Matter fact, they never made it like me before
I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair
No brake lights on my career
I never had life and I never had fear
I rap like I done died and goin' to heaven, I swear
And yeah I'm a bear, like black and white hair
So I'm polar
And they can't get on my system 'cause my system is the solar
I am so far from the o-ders, I mean others
I could eat them for supper
Get in my spaceship and hover (hover)
Phone home! (Weezy) x4
And if you feel like you're best go ahead
And do the Weezy Wee and
Phone home! (Weezy) x2
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